raynargayez-jr:

geoff is so CUTE HIS SMILE MAKES ME FEEL SO WARM AND HAPPY I WANT A POCKEY GEOFF TO CARRY AROUND WITH ME AND CHEER ME UP WHEN I GET SAD

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

norcalnoise:

a-daks:

Can we appreciate that Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Gavin couldn’t get the stereotypical questions about women right and felt bad having to come up with them.

shout-out in particular to Gavin who outright blurted, “This is sexist.”

LIQUID BEANS?
Gavin Free, cooking enthusiast (via outofcontextroosterteeth)
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

nuclearoverreactor:

Things a new Pope shouldn’t say in his first public speech. 

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

callino-fucking-way:

is there ever that one character that you just suddenly like a lot more than you did the day before for no explainable reason