I’M SO PUMPED FOR CHRISTMAS I’M GONNA SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP MY ASS
please do not do that
my favorite type of men is ramen
excuse me but my favorite type of men is amen praise jesus
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
hot guy at target bagging my bra
WHY DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME
AHAHAHAHAHA YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU JUST ASKED FOR
JENSEN WHAT AR EOU DOING
WHYA RE YOU SCERAMING JENSEN
JENSEN WHAT TEH FUCK AR RYOU OWEARING?
WHO IS THIS MAN I JUST DON’T KNOW?????
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.
william sanford the science guy.
no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL
WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN
i don’t think anyone really understands how much compliments actually mean to me like i usually brush them off with a joke and a quick “thank you” but really i remember compliments for forever so if you’ve ever complimented me or done something nice for me thank you so much wow
when you accidently read a spoiler
for how many years do you think would dean hum the ghostbusters theme every time john found a spirit hunt
and sit in the back and whisper “hey. hey, dad. are you afraid of ghosts?”
and john would roll his eyes in the mirror but give in and mutter “i ain’t afraid of no ghosts” and dean would laugh until he woke up sam
i’m actually crying that’s so sweet